Here is the full list of all 15 FootLOL: Epic Fail League achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Steal 50 cows with the UFO in one match. More UFO's for each skill point.
Teleport ball 10 times while not teleporting any players in one match. More teleports for each skill point.
Win a match without players.
Get all awards.
Score 5 goals with the cows in one match. More cows for each skill point.
Strike players with bombs 250 times in one match. More air strikes for each skill point.
Strike players with meteorites 250 times in one match. More meteorites for each skill point.
All players on the field are Spartans.
Win 5 on-line matches.
Complete all levels on the planet Earth.
Complete 15 levels on the planet Earth.
10 goals scored to the same side in a row.
Win 3 matches in a row.
Win 5 matches in a row.
Win 10 matches in a row.