- Uncontrollable Hunger
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
- Swamped
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
- RIP in Peace
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
- Like a Bird
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
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- Unusual Torture
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
- Dim Depths
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
- Fog of War
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
- Party Hard
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
- Seduction
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
- Bash the Fash
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
- Give 100%
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this.
- Back Attack
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
- 10K Damage
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
- Helping Hand
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
- Upgrade Complete
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
- None Are Safe
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
- Berzerker's Rage
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
- Over the Wall
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
- Firewood
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
- Child Minder
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
- Owned
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
- Disarmed
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
- Art Connoisseur
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
- Out of Bounds
Find a hidden arcade machine. You're pretty sure it wasn't there before.
- Confusion
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
- Freebie
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
- Slip 'n' Slide
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
- Boss's Boss
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
- Pop Eye
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
- Second Chance
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
- Roid Rage
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
- Bonus Skills
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
- Squishy
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
- Secret Soundboard
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
- 1K Damage
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
- Cat Person
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
- Nice Guy
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
- Cooling Off
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
- Not Pok*mon
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
- Beast Tamer
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
- Instant Knowledge
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
- Conductive Status
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
- Sometimes Invincible
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
- Where's Satan?
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
- Wandering Out
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
- No Mercy
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
- Limits Broken
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
- Mercy
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
- Slave Trader
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
- What Game?
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.