Here is the full list of all 89 Don't Shit On My #!$@& Roof achievements.
Win a game with the curse at 10
Win a game with the starting divinity : Tonantzin
You have unlock the "Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 5" for all your characters
Gain +300% explosive damage
Having the items Ella, Qwerty and Naboo in the same run
Having the artifacts Ella and Qwerty in the same run
Win a game with the starting divinity : Bastet
Having the artifacts Life Totem and Magma Shoes in the same run
Have 12 differents summoning artifacts or upgrades in a single run
Win a game with the curse at 5
Win a game with the starting divinity : Frigg
Win a game with "Frigg" as a starter
Reach 21 minutes in normal mode
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove, Odin's Fury and Amaterasu's Sun in the same run
Win a game with the starting divinity : Athena
Win a game with "Athena" as a starter
Having the artifact Ella in a run
Survive 30 minutes in Endless mode
Win a game with the starting divinity : Boreas
Win a game with "Boreas" as a starter
Having the artifacts Athena' Shield and Tonantzin's Will in the same run
Kill the Berserker
Win a game with the starting divinity : Dagda
Win a game with "Dagda" as a starter
Have 500+ bullet damage in a run
Kill the Geomancer
Win a game with the starting divinity : Doppleganger
You have unlock the "Doppleganger" for all your characters
Kill 5 boss in one game
Kill the Aviator
Survive 10 mintues at 1 hearth point
Having the artifacts Life Totem, Zeus' Glove and Tesla Tower in the same run
Having the artifacts Mjolnir and Bacchus Barrel in the same run
Having the artifacts Life Totem and Arcane Sentry in the same run
Win a game on the map: Desert
Win a game with the starting divinity : Amateratsu
Win a game with "Amaterasu" as a starter
Win a game in Desert map
Having the artifact Arcane Blast in a run
Having the artifacts Amaterasu's Sun, Magma Shoes and Ra's Tower in the same run
Unlock the map : Desert
Unlock the starting divinity : Athena
Unlock the starting divinity : Amateratsu
Unlock the starting divinity : Frigg
Unlock the starting divinity : Tonantzin
Unlock the starting divinity : Bastet
Unlock the starting divinity : Doppleganger
Unlock the starting divinity : Boreas
Unlock the starting divinity : Dagda
Win a game with the starting divinity : Janus
Win a game with "Janus" as a starter
Kill 15000 pigeons in a single run
Kill the Wavemancer
Having the artifacts Life Totem, Odin's Fury and Dwarf Workshop in the same run
Unlock the starting divinity : Janus
Win a game with the starting divinity : Zeus
Win a game with "Zeus" as a starter
Kill the Powerless
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove and Tesla's Tower in the same run
Have 3 empty hearth
Kill the Lightningmancer
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove and Dyonisos' Grape in the same run
Having the artifacts Dyonisos' Grape and Bacchus' Barrel in the same run
Have 6 health in one game
Kill the Sunmancer
Gain +400% magic damage
Unlock the starting divinity : Zeus
Win a game
Win a game on the map: Plain
Win a game with the starting divinity : Fortuna
Win a game in Plain map
Win a game with "Fortuna" as a starter
Kill the Pyromancer
Have 12 differents explosive artifacts or upgrades in a single run
Kill the Aquamancer
Gain an bullet size upgrade
Kill the Dommer
Having the artifacts ADS and Rocket Launcher in the same run
Heal for the first time
Kill the Magician
Gain +200% XP multiplier
Die in less than 5 minutes
Let a pigeon shit on your roof. Damn fool.
Burn a pigeon
Die for the first time.
Die in more than 10 minutes
Kill the Volcanomancer
Kill the Dwarf
Get hit for the first time.