Here is the full list of all 89 Don't Shit On My #!$@& Roof achievements.
Unlock the starting divinity : Dagda
Unlock the starting divinity : Frigg
Win a game with the starting divinity : Amateratsu
Unlock the starting divinity : Boreas
Win a game with "Amaterasu" as a starter
Unlock the starting divinity : Tonantzin
Unlock the starting divinity : Amateratsu
Unlock the starting divinity : Zeus
Unlock the starting divinity : Athena
Unlock the starting divinity : Janus
Unlock the map : Desert
Win a game
Win a game on the map: Plain
Win a game with the starting divinity : Fortuna
Win a game with the starting divinity : Janus
Win a game in Plain map
Win a game with "Fortuna" as a starter
Win a game with "Janus" as a starter
Unlock the starting divinity : Doppleganger
Win a game with the curse at 5
Win a game with the curse at 10
Win a game on the map: Desert
Win a game with the starting divinity : Zeus
Win a game with the starting divinity : Athena
Win a game with the starting divinity : Dagda
Win a game with the starting divinity : Frigg
Win a game with the starting divinity : Boreas
Win a game with "Zeus" as a starter
Win a game with "Athena" as a starter
Win a game with "Dagda" as a starter
Win a game with "Frigg" as a starter
Win a game with "Boreas" as a starter
Win a game in Desert map
Win a game with the starting divinity : Doppleganger
You have unlock the "Doppleganger" for all your characters
Win a game with the starting divinity : Tonantzin
You have unlock the "Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 5" for all your characters
Die for the first time.
Get hit for the first time.
Kill the Aquamancer
Have 12 differents explosive artifacts or upgrades in a single run
Gain an bullet size upgrade
Burn a pigeon
Gain +200% XP multiplier
Kill the Pyromancer
Have 500+ bullet damage in a run
Kill the Volcanomancer
Kill the Berserker
Kill the Sunmancer
Gain +400% magic damage
Kill the Dwarf
Gain +300% explosive damage
Kill the Lightningmancer
Kill the Aviator
Have 6 health in one game
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove and Dyonisos' Grape in the same run
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove and Tesla's Tower in the same run
Kill the Magician
Kill the Geomancer
Heal for the first time
Have 3 empty hearth
Having the artifacts Zeus' Glove, Odin's Fury and Amaterasu's Sun in the same run
Survive 10 mintues at 1 hearth point
Survive 30 minutes in Endless mode
Having the artifacts Dyonisos' Grape and Bacchus' Barrel in the same run
Having the artifact Arcane Blast in a run
Kill the Dommer
Kill 5 boss in one game
Die in less than 5 minutes
Die in more than 10 minutes
Having the artifacts ADS and Rocket Launcher in the same run
Let a pigeon shit on your roof. Damn fool.
Reach 21 minutes in normal mode
Having the artifacts Amaterasu's Sun, Magma Shoes and Ra's Tower in the same run
Having the artifacts Life Totem and Magma Shoes in the same run
Having the artifacts Life Totem, Zeus' Glove and Tesla Tower in the same run
Having the artifacts Life Totem, Odin's Fury and Dwarf Workshop in the same run
Having the artifact Ella in a run
Having the artifacts Ella and Qwerty in the same run
Having the items Ella, Qwerty and Naboo in the same run
Having the artifacts Mjolnir and Bacchus Barrel in the same run
Having the artifacts Life Totem and Arcane Sentry in the same run
Kill the Wavemancer
Kill the Powerless
Have 12 differents summoning artifacts or upgrades in a single run
Kill 15000 pigeons in a single run
Unlock the starting divinity : Bastet
Win a game with the starting divinity : Bastet
Having the artifacts Athena' Shield and Tonantzin's Will in the same run