Here is the full list of all 44 Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor achievements.
play 10+ minutes every (real-world) day, 9 days in a row
sell an item for more than 50 credits
peruse the market's wares
feed 5 dirt to dirt girl
finish the game
transfer the skull curse
start the day poor, end it poorer
get your luck index below -666
get a tablet piece from Rhiande
collect enough blue gems
return to the sewerdungeon
stay inside all day
get mugged 3x in one day
explore every area
dank....
trade with Shifty Sallamot
get the first tablet piece
sell a rare spellswatch
sell a common spellswatch
parkour out of the map
sell an uncommon spellswatch
sell a mythic spellswatch
complete one week
worship every goddess in the same day
eat an item off the ground
drink poison
incinerate one of each tier-one currency
get a random achievement from the merchant
lose 200 MC in one day
incinerate 100 items
collect every trading card
get your luck index over 100
get your luck index over 500
gain 200 MC in one day
lose all your achievements
incinerate 50 pools of vomit
get your luck index below -100
stay out late on Theday
complete one day
buy river weevils
get cursed