Here is the full list of all 44 Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor achievements.
explore every area
incinerate 100 items
get a tablet piece from Rhiande
sell a mythic spellswatch
sell a rare spellswatch
collect enough blue gems
return to the sewerdungeon
sell an uncommon spellswatch
get mugged 3x in one day
sell a common spellswatch
stay inside all day
parkour out of the map
get your luck index over 500
get the first tablet piece
trade with Shifty Sallamot
worship every goddess in the same day
incinerate 50 pools of vomit
complete one week
feed 5 dirt to dirt girl
get your luck index over 100
buy river weevils
stay out late on Theday
complete one day
start the day poor, end it poorer
eat an item off the ground
get your luck index below -100
get cursed
transfer the skull curse
finish the game
collect every trading card
get your luck index below -666
lose 200 MC in one day
gain 200 MC in one day
play 10+ minutes every (real-world) day, 9 days in a row
sell an item for more than 50 credits
peruse the market's wares
dank....
incinerate one of each tier-one currency
drink poison
get a random achievement from the merchant
lose all your achievements