Full list of all 30 Desk Rage achievements.
The base game contains 0 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 30 achievements.
Your fistwork shows a flashy style
You have stepped onto the path of the novice.
Your hands move with practiced skill.
Your mind and fist are now in perfect sync.
Your techniques can be unleashed in an instant.
Your power now flows without effort.
Your martial arts are refined to the purest form.
You stand atop the supreme peak of martial arts.
You have returned to the truest essence of combat.
You are recognized as a Grandmaster.
You now wield toy-like power.
Your prankster license is official.
Your personal arsenal is open for business.
The beast is thriving under your care!
Your demolition permit is granted.
You are now an arms trade magnate.
An army of titans heeds your call.
You have become the herald of doom.
You hold the power to bend reality.
You possess a pocket connecting all dimensions.
Your mind remains unsettled and restless.
Your heart has found calm and peace.
You are walking the path of Zen.
You have seen your true self.
Your mind is as still as tranquil water.
You have become unshakable by worldly winds.
You see through the illusion of reality.
Your Bodhi wisdom has naturally awakened.
You attained enlightenment in a single moment.
You are a Living Buddha walking the earth.