Here is the full list of all 30 Deserter Simulator achievements.
Query-chan found
Drift 1000 times
Jump 1000 times
Blown away 100m by gas tank
Ride on the car
Street lamp broken
Jump onto a jump ramp
Blown away 100m by drums
100 wooden boxes blown away
Drift 100 times
Backward jump
Jump exceeds 100m
Jump 100 times
Total mileage exceeds 10000m
More than 1000m mileage in one play
More than 500m mileage in one play
Run over by car
Total mileage exceeds 5000m
Blown away by gas tank
Total mileage exceeds 3000m
10 wooden boxes blown away
More than 300m mileage in one play
Fire hydrant exploded
Total mileage exceeds 1000m
Jump exceeds 50m
Street lamp brought down
First jump
First drift
Blown away by drums
More than 100m mileage in one play