Here is the full list of all 30 Deserter Simulator achievements.
Blown away 100m by drums
Ride on the car
Street lamp broken
Jump exceeds 100m
Jump onto a jump ramp
Jump 1000 times
Query-chan found
100 wooden boxes blown away
Backward jump
Drift 1000 times
Drift 100 times
First drift
Jump 100 times
More than 1000m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 10000m
Blown away 100m by gas tank
Blown away by gas tank
Fire hydrant exploded
More than 500m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 5000m
10 wooden boxes blown away
Blown away by drums
Total mileage exceeds 3000m
Run over by car
More than 300m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 1000m
Street lamp brought down
First jump
Jump exceeds 50m
More than 100m mileage in one play