Here is the full list of all 30 Deserter Simulator achievements.
Jump 1000 times
100 wooden boxes blown away
Blown away 100m by drums
Blown away 100m by gas tank
Query-chan found
Drift 1000 times
Jump onto a jump ramp
Jump 100 times
Drift 100 times
Ride on the car
Street lamp broken
Jump exceeds 100m
Total mileage exceeds 10000m
Backward jump
More than 1000m mileage in one play
More than 500m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 5000m
First drift
Blown away by gas tank
Total mileage exceeds 3000m
10 wooden boxes blown away
Run over by car
Blown away by drums
Total mileage exceeds 1000m
Fire hydrant exploded
More than 300m mileage in one play
Street lamp brought down
First jump
Jump exceeds 50m
More than 100m mileage in one play