Here is the full list of all 30 Deserter Simulator achievements.
Jump 1000 times
Drift 1000 times
Ride on the car
Blown away 100m by drums
Blown away 100m by gas tank
100 wooden boxes blown away
Jump onto a jump ramp
Query-chan found
Blown away by gas tank
Backward jump
Street lamp broken
Drift 100 times
Jump 100 times
More than 1000m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 10000m
Jump exceeds 100m
10 wooden boxes blown away
Run over by car
Total mileage exceeds 5000m
Total mileage exceeds 3000m
Blown away by drums
More than 500m mileage in one play
More than 300m mileage in one play
Total mileage exceeds 1000m
Fire hydrant exploded
Street lamp brought down
Jump exceeds 50m
More than 100m mileage in one play
First jump
First drift