Here is the full list of all 30 Deserter Simulator achievements.
Jump 1000 times
Drift 1000 times
Ride on the car
Blown away 100m by drums
Blown away 100m by gas tank
Jump onto a jump ramp
Query-chan found
Jump exceeds 100m
100 wooden boxes blown away
Jump 100 times
Backward jump
Street lamp broken
Total mileage exceeds 10000m
Drift 100 times
More than 1000m mileage in one play
Blown away by gas tank
Total mileage exceeds 5000m
10 wooden boxes blown away
Total mileage exceeds 3000m
Blown away by drums
More than 500m mileage in one play
Run over by car
Total mileage exceeds 1000m
Fire hydrant exploded
Street lamp brought down
More than 300m mileage in one play
First jump
Jump exceeds 50m
First drift
More than 100m mileage in one play