Here is the full list of all 32 Dad Quest achievements.
You're Credit Card is maxed! How did this happen? You have a Child to think about!
Your Child has always had legs, but now they can use them.
Ed has a point that only he can understand.
Change your Child's outfit in a changing booth
By a gun!
Discover all Child Talents
Take an intimate ride in the hot air balloon
Rest those weary dad arms by leaving your Child at the daycare
Complete the Mountain City Park Balloon Popping Challenge (MCPBPC) in 20 seconds or less
Collect all Child Costumes
Take the Hot Air Balloon in both directions
Become Mountain City Champion
Complete every quest in the game
Somehow you managed to defy logic and pay off your Credit Card Debt. Maybe you can become a Good Dad after all
Defeat the all-powerful Pigeon Wizard.
The Shadow made you do it.
Collect every toy in the game, why don't ya?
You've made it deep into the Gravel Pit. But how much more is there to go?
Reach the bottom of the Gravel Pit.
You've defeated the Robber. She needed to be stopped, but somehow you still feel weird.
The bond between Dad and Child has never been stronger.
It doesn't feel like you earned all these Dadges. Is that what being a Dad feels like?
Not as simple as you thought, eh?
Some creatures have Dads and Grand Dads too. Seek them out.
They backed us, and now they are forever immortalized in video game form. Regardless of if they change outfits in real life.
This is oddly confusing.
Deliver all-a tha pizza pies! Season 1 Episode 5a
Did you really need to kill them all? (who's the real monster?)
That one really meta joke where you find a copy of Dad Quest
Use a gacha machine 20 times
Get candy twice from one house.
...is a virtue.