Here is the full list of all 26 Crying Pony achievements.
She's watching you.
She's waiting for you.
Now you see me.
Inner darkness.
Don't come any closer!
Stop! Stop right there!
Mike is on a killing spree.
Get used to it.
It's a home run!
It's my turn now.
Death is inevitable
Seriously, don't look back.
Everything's going wrong.