- Lazy Man
Destroy the Recliner
- Unlock The Death Grinder
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Fixed Up
Make it through the Garage without being hit
- Unlock Asparagus
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Not Afraid
Destroy the Dread Gazebo
- Unlock Cherry
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock The Devastating Artillery
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Weisswurst
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Bagel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Light Snack
Collect 25 passives
- Unlock Pear
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock The Fiery Inferno
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Semmel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- No Escape
Destroy a total of 1,000 enemies
- Unlock Butter Stick
Die a total of 10 times
- Unlock Croissant
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Daft Junk
Destroy the Scrap Car
- Unlock Strawberry
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock The Impenetrable Shield
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Tomato
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Breakfast Private
Obtain a kill streak of at least 100
- Unlock Almond
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Goatmeal
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Tea
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Can't Stop Won't Stop
Die a total of 5 times
- It Begins
Destroy a total of 100 enemies
- Unlock Blueberries
Destroy your first Boss!
- Unlock The Mad Wizard
Save this mind-addled ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Pickle
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Steak
Starter Food
- Unlock Pomegranate
Starter Food
- Unlock Bacon
Starter Food
- Unlock Sausage
Starter Food
- Unlock The Peoples Hero
The Adventure Begins
- Flawless Breakfast
Make it through Normal Mode without being hit
- Flawless Breakfast in Bed
Make it through Hard Mode without being hit
- Make Paula Proud
Consume 3 Butter Sticks in a single run
- Champion of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 10,000,000
- What are you?...
Die a total of 500 times
- Breakfast for Dinner
Survive for more than 60 minutes in a single run
- Dominator
Kill a total of 100,000 enemies
- Sniper of Breakfast
Start Hard Mode while having an accuracy of 75% or higher with your basic weapon
- Toaster of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster
- Teapot of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Teapot
- Oven of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster Oven
- God Emperor of Spice
Complete Hard Mode with all spices enabled
- Hot Hot Tamale
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- I Really Don't Beleaf It
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
- A Salt and Pepper Two - Electric Boogaloo
Complete Hard Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Gettin' Real Spicy
Complete Hard Mode with any spice enabled
- Far Above the World
Make it through the Secret Level without being hit
- You've Really Made The Grade
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Hard Mode
- Bread Maker of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Bread Maker
- Extra Vanilla Extract
Complete Hard Mode with Vanilla Extract enabled
- Extra Bay Leaf
Complete Hard Mode with Bay Leaf enabled
- Extra Cayenne Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper enabled
- Extra Chili Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Chili Powder enabled
- Extra Thyme
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme enabled
- Extra Cinnamon Sticks
Complete Hard Mode with Cinnamon Sticks enabled
- Extra Nutmeg
Complete Hard Mode with Nutmeg enabled
- Extra Onion Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Onion Powder enabled
- Extra Oregano
Complete Hard Mode with Oregano enabled
- Extra Paprika
Complete Hard Mode with Paprika enabled
- Extra Salt
Complete Hard Mode with Salt enabled
- Extra Ground Black Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Extra Sesame Seeds
Complete Hard Mode with Sesame Seeds enabled
- Extra Black Peppercorn
Complete Hard Mode with Black Peppercorn enabled
- Extra Cumin
Complete Hard Mode with Cumin enabled
- Extra Basil
Complete Hard Mode with Basil enabled
- Rollin Dough
Destroy 8 enemies with a single basic attack as the Bread Maker
- Jelly Jester
Use the Jelly Super Food 100 times
- Egg Emperor
Use the Egg Super Food 100 times
- Starman
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Secret Level
- God of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 100,000,000
- I Am Become Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 1,000,000,000
- Breakfast Major
Obtain a kill streak of at least 1000
- Blender of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as the Blender
- Breakfast Colonel
Obtain a kill streak of at least 2000