- Unlock The Impenetrable Shield
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Lazy Man
Destroy the Recliner
- Unlock Milk
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Breakfast Lieutenant
Obtain a kill streak of at least 250
- 32 Milliamps
Destroy the Bathtub as the Toaster
- Spotless
Make it through the Bathroom without being hit
- Unlock Pretzel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Blueberries
Destroy your first Boss!
- Unlock The Mad Wizard
Save this mind-addled ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Cherry
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Breakfast Private
Obtain a kill streak of at least 100
- Unlock Steak
Starter Food
- Unlock Pomegranate
Starter Food
- Unlock Bacon
Starter Food
- Unlock Sausage
Starter Food
- Unlock The Peoples Hero
The Adventure Begins
- Flawless Breakfast
Make it through Normal Mode without being hit
- Flawless Breakfast in Bed
Make it through Hard Mode without being hit
- Make Paula Proud
Consume 3 Butter Sticks in a single run
- Broke Fast
Die on the first screen.
- No Man All Machine
Die a total of 50 times
- What are you?...
Die a total of 500 times
- Bane of the Fourth Star
Destroy the Bathtub on Hard Mode
- King Potato
Destroy the Recliner on Hard Mode
- Breakfast for Lunch
Survive for more than 30 minutes in a single run
- Breakfast for Dinner
Survive for more than 60 minutes in a single run
- Dominator
Kill a total of 100,000 enemies
- Sniper of Breakfast
Start Hard Mode while having an accuracy of 75% or higher with your basic weapon
- Toaster of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster
- Whisk of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Whisk
- Teapot of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Teapot
- Oven of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster Oven
- God Emperor of Spice
Complete Hard Mode with all spices enabled
- Hot Hot Tamale
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- I Really Don't Beleaf It
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
- A Salt and Pepper Two - Electric Boogaloo
Complete Hard Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Gettin' Real Spicy
Complete Hard Mode with any spice enabled
- Thyme for Strategy
Destroy any boss after it has enraged due to the Thyme spice being enabled
- Sitting in a Tin Can
Discover the Secret Level
- Far Above the World
Make it through the Secret Level without being hit
- The Stars Look Very Different
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Normal Mode
- You've Really Made The Grade
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Hard Mode
- Bread Maker of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Bread Maker
- Extra Vanilla Extract
Complete Hard Mode with Vanilla Extract enabled
- Extra Bay Leaf
Complete Hard Mode with Bay Leaf enabled
- Extra Cayenne Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper enabled
- Extra Chili Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Chili Powder enabled
- Extra Thyme
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme enabled
- Extra Cinnamon Sticks
Complete Hard Mode with Cinnamon Sticks enabled
- Extra Nutmeg
Complete Hard Mode with Nutmeg enabled
- Extra Onion Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Onion Powder enabled
- Bread Barbarian
Destroy 100 enemies with bread based secondary weapons
- Extra Oregano
Complete Hard Mode with Oregano enabled
- Extra Paprika
Complete Hard Mode with Paprika enabled
- Extra Salt
Complete Hard Mode with Salt enabled
- Extra Ground Black Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Extra Sesame Seeds
Complete Hard Mode with Sesame Seeds enabled
- Extra Black Peppercorn
Complete Hard Mode with Black Peppercorn enabled
- Extra Cumin
Complete Hard Mode with Cumin enabled
- Extra Basil
Complete Hard Mode with Basil enabled
- Rollin Dough
Destroy 8 enemies with a single basic attack as the Bread Maker
- Habanero Hero
Use the Habanero Super Food 100 times
- Jelly Jester
Use the Jelly Super Food 100 times
- Egg Emperor
Use the Egg Super Food 100 times
- Pancake Prince
Use the Pancake Super Food 100 times
- Orange Officer
Use the Orange Juice Super Food 100 times
- Coffee Captain
Use the Coffee Super Food 100 times
- Cleaning Day
Destroy the Fridge on Hard Mode
- Starman
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Secret Level
- Egg Eviscerator
Destroy 100 enemies with egg based secondary weapons
- Dinner Delight
Collect 250 passives
- Midnight Snack
Collect 500 passives
- God of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 100,000,000
- I Am Become Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 1,000,000,000
- Lilliputian Breakfast
Destroy 100 enemies in a single run when the screen resolution is set to less than 200x200
- Breakfast Major
Obtain a kill streak of at least 1000
- Blender of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as the Blender
- Breakfast Colonel
Obtain a kill streak of at least 2000