- The Spice Must Flow
Complete Normal Mode with all spices enabled
- God Emperor of Spice
Complete Hard Mode with all spices enabled
- Hot Tamale
Complete Normal Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- Hot Hot Tamale
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- I Don't Beleaf It
Complete Normal Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
- I Really Don't Beleaf It
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
- A Salt and Pepper
Complete Normal Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
- A Salt and Pepper Two - Electric Boogaloo
Complete Hard Mode with Salt and Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Gettin' Spicy
Complete Normal Mode with any spice enabled
- Gettin' Real Spicy
Complete Hard Mode with any spice enabled
- Thyme for Strategy
Destroy any boss after it has enraged due to the Thyme spice being enabled
- Sitting in a Tin Can
Discover the Secret Level
- Far Above the World
Make it through the Secret Level without being hit
- The Stars Look Very Different
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Normal Mode
- You've Really Made The Grade
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Hard Mode
- Unlock The Devastating Artillery
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Bread Maker of Myth
Complete Normal Mode as The Bread Maker
- Bread Maker of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Bread Maker
- Extra Vanilla Extract
Complete Hard Mode with Vanilla Extract enabled
- Extra Bay Leaf
Complete Hard Mode with Bay Leaf enabled
- Extra Cayenne Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper enabled
- Extra Chili Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Chili Powder enabled
- Extra Thyme
Complete Hard Mode with Thyme enabled
- Extra Cinnamon Sticks
Complete Hard Mode with Cinnamon Sticks enabled
- Extra Nutmeg
Complete Hard Mode with Nutmeg enabled
- Extra Onion Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Onion Powder enabled
- Bread Barbarian
Destroy 100 enemies with bread based secondary weapons
- Extra Oregano
Complete Hard Mode with Oregano enabled
- Extra Paprika
Complete Hard Mode with Paprika enabled
- Potato Pulveriser
Destroy 100 enemies with potato based secondary weapons
- Extra Salt
Complete Hard Mode with Salt enabled
- Light Snack
Collect 25 passives
- Extra Ground Black Pepper
Complete Hard Mode with Ground Black Pepper enabled
- Lunch Special
Collect 100 passives
- Breakfast Private
Obtain a kill streak of at least 100
- Extra Sesame Seeds
Complete Hard Mode with Sesame Seeds enabled
- Breakfast Lieutenant
Obtain a kill streak of at least 250
- Extra Black Peppercorn
Complete Hard Mode with Black Peppercorn enabled
- Breakfast Captain
Obtain a kill streak of at least 500
- Extra Cumin
Complete Hard Mode with Cumin enabled
- Extra Basil
Complete Hard Mode with Basil enabled
- Rollin Dough
Destroy 8 enemies with a single basic attack as the Bread Maker
- Habanero Hero
Use the Habanero Super Food 100 times
- Jelly Jester
Use the Jelly Super Food 100 times
- Egg Emperor
Use the Egg Super Food 100 times
- Pancake Prince
Use the Pancake Super Food 100 times
- Orange Officer
Use the Orange Juice Super Food 100 times
- Coffee Captain
Use the Coffee Super Food 100 times
- The Dark Side
Make it through the Kitchen without being hit
- Snack Time
Destroy the Fridge
- Cleaning Day
Destroy the Fridge on Hard Mode
- Bathroom Battler
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Bathroom
- Dying Room
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Living Room
- Junkyard
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Garage
- Buried
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Backyard
- Garbage Day
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Kitchen
- Starman
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Secret Level
- Bacon Blaster
Destroy 100 enemies with bacon based secondary weapons
- Egg Eviscerator
Destroy 100 enemies with egg based secondary weapons
- Dinner Delight
Collect 250 passives
- Midnight Snack
Collect 500 passives
- God of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 100,000,000
- I Am Become Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 1,000,000,000
- Lilliputian Breakfast
Destroy 100 enemies in a single run when the screen resolution is set to less than 200x200
- Breakfast Major
Obtain a kill streak of at least 1000
- Unlock The Death Grinder
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Blender of Myth
Complete Normal Mode as the Blender
- Blender of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as the Blender
- Unlock Pickle
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Almond
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Cheese
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Macaroni
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Breakfast Colonel
Obtain a kill streak of at least 2000
- Unlock Beans
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Mandarin Orange
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Raisins
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Tomato
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Kippers
Discovered from Boss Kills