- Regular Paprika
Complete Normal Mode with Paprika enabled
- Hot Tamale
Complete Normal Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- Unlock Tea
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock The Fiery Inferno
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Thyme for Strategy
Destroy any boss after it has enraged due to the Thyme spice being enabled
- Regular Thyme
Complete Normal Mode with Thyme enabled
- Regular Oregano
Complete Normal Mode with Oregano enabled
- Regular Basil
Complete Normal Mode with Basil enabled
- I Don't Beleaf It
Complete Normal Mode with Thyme, Basil, and Oregano enabled
- Gettin' Spicy
Complete Normal Mode with any spice enabled
- Unlock Strawberry
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Bagel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Pear
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Toaster of Myth
Complete Normal Mode as The Toaster
- Unlock Cherry
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Avocado
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Breakfast Incarnate
Destroy a total of 10,000 enemies
- Bane of the Fourth Star
Destroy the Bathtub on Hard Mode
- Teapot of Myth
Complete Normal Mode as The Teapot
- Unlock Potato
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Kiwi
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Croissant
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Semmel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Weisswurst
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Milk
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Goatmeal
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Fixed Up
Make it through the Garage without being hit
- Unlock Asparagus
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Pretzel
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock The Mad Wizard
Save this mind-addled ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Unlock Blueberries
Destroy your first Boss!
- Unlock Steak
Starter Food
- Unlock Pomegranate
Starter Food
- Unlock Bacon
Starter Food
- Unlock Sausage
Starter Food
- Unlock Butter Stick
Die a total of 10 times
- Unlock Butter Tub
Die a total of 25 times
- Unlock The Peoples Hero
The Adventure Begins
- Unlock The Impenetrable Shield
Save this ally from the clutches of a boss monster!
- Breakfast for Breakfast
Survive for more than 15 minutes in a single run
- Takes Two to Tango
Keep a melee enemy on screen for 30 seconds
- No Man All Machine
Die a total of 50 times
- Not Afraid
Destroy the Dread Gazebo
- Daft Junk
Destroy the Scrap Car
- Lazy Man
Destroy the Recliner
- Spotless
Make it through the Bathroom without being hit
- No Escape
Destroy a total of 1,000 enemies
- Broke Fast
Die on the first screen.
- Can't Stop Won't Stop
Die a total of 5 times
- Warrior of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 100,000
- 32 Milliamps
Destroy the Bathtub as the Toaster
- It Begins
Destroy a total of 100 enemies
- Flawless Breakfast
Make it through Normal Mode without being hit
- Flawless Breakfast in Bed
Make it through Hard Mode without being hit
- Make Paula Proud
Consume 3 Butter Sticks in a single run
- What are you?...
Die a total of 500 times
- Dominator
Kill a total of 100,000 enemies
- Sniper of Breakfast
Start Hard Mode while having an accuracy of 75% or higher with your basic weapon
- Whisk of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Whisk
- Oven of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as The Toaster Oven
- The Spice Must Flow
Complete Normal Mode with all spices enabled
- God Emperor of Spice
Complete Hard Mode with all spices enabled
- Hot Hot Tamale
Complete Hard Mode with Cayenne Pepper, Chili Powder, and Paprika enabled
- Far Above the World
Make it through the Secret Level without being hit
- You've Really Made The Grade
Destroy the Ultimate Evil on Hard Mode
- Extra Chili Powder
Complete Hard Mode with Chili Powder enabled
- Extra Cinnamon Sticks
Complete Hard Mode with Cinnamon Sticks enabled
- Extra Sesame Seeds
Complete Hard Mode with Sesame Seeds enabled
- Extra Cumin
Complete Hard Mode with Cumin enabled
- Starman
Destroy 1000 enemies in the Secret Level
- Midnight Snack
Collect 500 passives
- God of Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 100,000,000
- I Am Become Breakfast
Obtain a score of at least 1,000,000,000
- Lilliputian Breakfast
Destroy 100 enemies in a single run when the screen resolution is set to less than 200x200
- Blender of Legend
Complete Hard Mode as the Blender
- Breakfast Colonel
Obtain a kill streak of at least 2000
- Unlock Beans
Discovered from Boss Kills
- Unlock Kippers
Discovered from Boss Kills