Full list of all 31 Chair F*cking Simulator achievements.
The base game contains 26 achievements, and there are 2 DLC packs containing 5 achievements.
Launch Chairfucker 10 times
Launch ChairFucker 5 times
Encounter 100 Chairs
End 10 Encounters Badly
Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
Encounter 40 Chairs
Completed with every chair type
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Fucked over 3,000 times
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
End 5 Encounters Badly
Encounter 20 Chairs
Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
Unlocked bonus sound mode
The chair is a foot
Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
Unlocked Googly Eyes
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Encounter 10 Chairs
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
There's no going back
Successfully impress The Chorus
The Chorus bears witness
Became worth an investigation