Here is the full list of all 68 CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck achievements.
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
I'll do better next time...
Someone else's shoes.
There's only one way out of here now...
You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
You really will do anything, won't you?
Put him down... Put him down!
Sneed.
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
你在这干嘛 ?
Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
And you can't even do seven...
Create your first piece of art.
Feels new, anyway...
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
That's not actually how you play the game.
She's never coming back...
Eh, no one liked her anyway.
He really liked you, man... How could you?
This isn't safe...
Idiot...
Strange...
The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
You got caught...
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
You literally had to hack the game to get this... Really, man?
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
Defeat her without taking damage.
Defeat her without ever rolling.
Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
You identify as Gay.
You identify as Bisexual.
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Hm...
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Push the button. A lot.
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Who said you can't buy friendship?
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Fixed the drone.
Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Are you even going to drink them all?
It was only a matter of time...
Worked at night.
Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Show off your moves.
What are it's motives?
Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!