Here is the full list of all 68 CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck achievements.
Idiot...
Push the button. A lot.
你在这干嘛 ?
I'll do better next time...
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
There's only one way out of here now...
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
This isn't safe...
You literally had to hack the game to get this... Really, man?
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
He really liked you, man... How could you?
Eh, no one liked her anyway.
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
You got caught...
You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Put him down... Put him down!
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
That's not actually how you play the game.
Who said you can't buy friendship?
And you can't even do seven...
She's never coming back...
The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Strange...
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
You really will do anything, won't you?
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
Defeat her without taking damage.
Defeat her without ever rolling.
Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
You identify as Gay.
You identify as Bisexual.
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Hm...
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Create your first piece of art.
You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Someone else's shoes.
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Sneed.
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Feels new, anyway...
Fixed the drone.
Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Are you even going to drink them all?
It was only a matter of time...
Worked at night.
Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Show off your moves.
What are it's motives?
Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!