Here is the full list of all 22 Bardbarian achievements. It takes around 10-12 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Start a new game in Insane Mode.
Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.
Complete the "night" chapter.
Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
Complete the "evening" chapter.
Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
Send 2500 enemies to their grave.
Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.
Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
Complete the "noon" chapter.
Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.
Upgrade a unit to MAX level.
Complete the "morning" chapter.
Don't get hit!
You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?
Something's cooking on the title screen.
Do all the things! 100% Completion.
Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.