Here is the full list of all 10 BRAiN VOMiTS GARDEN achievements.
YOU ARE KING OF THE SERVER!
Join a random server using the "ENTER DA GARDEN" button.
Find a seed in the barren lands. What will happen if you plant it?
Discover the world paint mechanics. Does this thing change colors?
Pick up the key that unlocks the VIP area.
Use your key to access the VIP area.
Join 25 or more random games.
Try on some new clothes. Be yourself!
Successfully uncover the path to the first mission.
Successfully host your own game online.