Here is the full list of all 69 BADASS achievements.
Play with your girl.
Defeat the Evil Force.
49 out of 50 foes defeated.
Defeat both Evil Creepers at the same time.
Defeat both In Flames at the same time.
Cut 6 barbwires.
Find the Soul Torturer.
Cut 1 barbwire.
Find the massive, male-empowering Oak from Hell.
Reach the depths of her soul.
Esma can't be bothered.
Do let the doctor do your new housemaid.
Collect 6 sweet candies.
Find the exotic doll.
Use 5 soul keys.
Communist dictators ain't nothing on you.
Kill your second Evil Creeper.
Kill your first Evil Creeper.
Kill Lawrence.
Get all 3 girls to take it all off.
Frozen cave boss defeated.
Excavate 100 frozen plants.
40 out of 40 in Hell's Mouth
Kill 39 enemy parties.
Choose your girlfriend.
Excavate 50 frozen plants.
Use 3 bombs.
Collect 30 dragon meats.
Kill 20 enemy parties.
Give a housework lesson to the ex-Princess.
Get the Princess to be your personal housemaid.
Excavate a frozen plant.
Use Body Bang.
Find the eye of the watcher.
I mean, a real one, that blows up.
Avant-garde fashion for everyone.
Get 'em MF!!
Get the Princess to join.
See the Princess in her undies.
Avant-garde fashion.
Defeat the sewers boss.
A male's fantasy.
Find the winged spirit.
Get the rich girl deep into the sewers.
You're getting rich!
Now you're rich!
You're filthy rich! Trump here I come!
You're rich like a BADASS! All the girls for you!!
You're no longer poor!
Find the way to the sewers.
Trick the stupid guard.
Money of Paris + Boby of Kim
Talking about cages.
Talking about rockets.
Enjoy the luxury of a night at the inn of Capitole.
Get your very first gem.
Like a true miner, use the pickaxe on a rock.
Kill your first Mr Tusk.
No more chores for you.
Yer ready for WWIII.
Collect 20 of these gems.
Accumulate 10 shitty maces.
Slaughter enough dragons to get 10 baby dragon meats.
Obliterate 30 lava rocks.
40 out of 40 in the sewers
50 out of 50 in the frozen cave.
Find all 3 items in the dirty toilet.
50 out of 50 in the princess' soul.
Collect 10 luck clovers.