Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Find all five hidden targets.
Find and follow the trail of gold.
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
Find the family from a previous game.
Find all five hidden trains.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
You're in two minds on the matter.
This guy always bounces back!
See things from someone else's point of view.
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
See the violence inherent in the system!
That's no way to greet someone new!
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
It's all downhill from here.