Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Find all five hidden targets.
See the violence inherent in the system!
Find and follow the trail of gold.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
Find all five hidden trains.
Find the family from a previous game.
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
You're in two minds on the matter.
This guy always bounces back!
See things from someone else's point of view.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
That's no way to greet someone new!
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
It's all downhill from here.