Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
You're in two minds on the matter.
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
Find the family from a previous game.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
This guy always bounces back!
See things from someone else's point of view.
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
It's all downhill from here.
That's no way to greet someone new!
See the violence inherent in the system!
Find and follow the trail of gold.
Find all five hidden trains.
Find all five hidden targets.