Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Find all five hidden targets.
Find and follow the trail of gold.
This guy always bounces back!
See the violence inherent in the system!
Find the family from a previous game.
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
Find all five hidden trains.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
You're in two minds on the matter.
See things from someone else's point of view.
That's no way to greet someone new!
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
It's all downhill from here.