Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Find and follow the trail of gold.
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
Find all five hidden targets.
You're in two minds on the matter.
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
Find the family from a previous game.
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
Find all five hidden trains.
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
This guy always bounces back!
See the violence inherent in the system!
See things from someone else's point of view.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
That's no way to greet someone new!
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
It's all downhill from here.