Here is the full list of all 20 Astroloco: Worst Contact achievements.
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
It's all downhill from here.
Defeat the marauding pirates.
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
Find the family from a previous game.
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
This guy always bounces back!
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
That's no way to greet someone new!
See things from someone else's point of view.
You're in two minds on the matter.
See the violence inherent in the system!
Find and follow the trail of gold.
Find all five hidden trains.
Find all five hidden targets.