Here is the full list of all 39 Agent Awesome achievements.
Congratulations, you are not dumb.
Complete "The Office" section of the game.
Complete "The Lab" section of the game.
Complete "The HQ" section of the game.
Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Genocide bonus on every level.
Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Genocide bonus.
Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus on every level.
Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus.
Finish the game.
Get the highest score possible on every level.
Max out any weapon.
Finish level 12 using only the gun.
Electrocute an enemy by hacking the electric floor with a Hack Grenade.
Earn a total of 10,000 Magnificents.
Earn a total of 25,000 Magnificents.
Earn a total of 50,000 Magnificents.
Earn a total of 100,000 Magnificents.
Spend some Magnificents at the store.
Max any stat of any weapon.
Play the Tutorial 5 times.
Finish Level 1 Using only the RPG.
Agent Awesome kills people.
And dogs, and aliens.
And cyborgs and sharks.
Basically Agent Awesome kills everything.
Whoa, that was amazing. You should Youtube that shit.
We get it, you need magnificents, but there are other 11 levels you can farm.
Literally nothing should be able to stop you now.
Well that was exciting.
You just shot a dog dude, what´s wrong with you?
Tonight I dine on Fin Soup
Koalas cuteness levels drop to zero when they try and kill you.
Seriousy, we hate racism.
Just, no death threats time please.
That guy was researching a cure for Ebola asshole.
Well, that guy is definetly not having an open casket.
If you where smelling Bacon you would have done the same.
Right between the eyes !
Damn fine spywork.