Here is the full list of all 13 30 Seconds To Jail achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Fast and quiet
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Wrong ingridients, Jesse
In the name of the law
What u gonna do when they come for you?
Easy way to end everything
Clear your conscience
But what if?..
Plants vs Drugs
Defenders of animals clearly wouldn't like it
Run, Forrest, Run!
No ideas?
Just throw it out of your head