Here is the full list of all 13 30 Seconds To Jail achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Fast and quiet
Wrong ingridients, Jesse
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Plants vs Drugs
What u gonna do when they come for you?
In the name of the law
Just throw it out of your head
Run, Forrest, Run!
Easy way to end everything
Defenders of animals clearly wouldn't like it
No ideas?
Clear your conscience
But what if?..