You need to buy the "Console shindow", then open it. Now it will ask you a bunch of questions, I will give you the answers.
The fourteenth letter of the alphabet:
n
How many fingers your left onion has?:
0
Are you a human?:
no
a+b=?:
ab
How many questions you have already answered:
4
|3-x|=2x:
1
How many letters in this sentence:
28
Do you like this game?:
no
Are you seriously:
yes
What is my name?:
Ruslan
YOU WIN!