Here is the full list of all 16 Player Goes Jump achievements.
Congrats! You opened the game!
You completed the first level, keep going!
Wow, you want to keep playing?
Why are you still playing this game?
Will you keep killing?
How many more will there be?
Thats ok, there are better games
But you didn't grab your gun!
How many will die because of it?
Will you always read the signs?
It's a powerup, derrr!
This is the hardest thing I could put into this game, good work!
WOW! You completed the game without killing anyone or dying, congrats CHEATER!
You picked up your gun and decided to not to play the game. Good choice!
I don't even know if you can get this achievement!
Well done! You actually wasted your time on this game. Congrats. (I wouldn't be telling anyone you did this!)