Here is the full list of all 28 Payroll achievements.
You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.
You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)
You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.
You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.
You're a hog for eating all the cake.
You ate cake with the CEO.
You were well hydrated.
You became morbidly obese.
You gained a few pounds.
You were often seen going to the bathroom.
You explored the depths of the office.
You peed without washing your hands.
You washed your hands after peeing.
You were best friends with the Janitor.
You completely ignored the Janitor.
You found the Goblin Coin.
You spent a whole day goofing off.
You've been goofing off a lot.
Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.
You were the office hermit.
You were a social butterfly.
You were an efficient employee.
You were a slow worker.
You received a gold watch for years of service.
You were fired for infecting the company's network.
You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.
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