Here is the full list of all 33 Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour achievements.
Beat up a man without provocation, then find a reason to justify it.
Beat up Patriot to help Lou.
Beat up Lou to help Patriot.
Beat up Fightacus.
Help Mandrake by sabotaging Lily's efforts.
Return a lost paw to the rare, majestic feltbear.
Beat up all animal goons.
You did the smart thing and left this crazy town.
Fight the mayor's security guards - and win.
Beat up everyone in the suburbs for no reason at all.
Beat up the Marine.
Beat up Karate Kim.
Beat up Koala Man.
You exposed the truth behind WFFF to the world.
Help Karate Kim.
Beat up the Chancellor.
Beat up the doctor outside the hospital.
Help Lou and Patriot resolve things amicably.
Do what the prophet says.
Help Lily and get Mandrake arrested.
Broker peace between nerds and jocks.
Play every arcade game in Whateville at least once.
Clear all stages of the digiworld.
Help the jocks in the academy.
You got into a club. Yeah.
Stick to the script during Koala Man's show.
Engage in some hearty, wholesome, entirely platonic sparring.
Help the Marine.
Sabotage Koala Man's show.
Find the janitor employment.
Become the WFFF champion, even if it means beating up all your old friends.
Get the pre-used popsicle stick from the deadliest arcade.
Get the lost ring of power from the deadliest arcade.