Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Crane kick Billy.
Play an episode twice.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 100 battles.
Use the decoder ring.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Reach level 11.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Win an arena battle.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Retry a fight and win.
Help a student flush his toots.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Win 10 battles.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Reach level 5.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Try all three charging methods.
Max out your multiplier.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.