Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Retry a fight and win.
Win an arena battle.
Max out your multiplier.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Try all three charging methods.
Reach level 5.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win 10 battles.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 100 battles.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Play an episode twice.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.