Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Reach level 50.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Die 100 times.
Win an impossible battle.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Win 5000 battles.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Crane kick Billy.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Use the decoder ring.
Win 1000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Win 500 battles.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Play an episode twice.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Defeat Super Computah.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Win 100 battles.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Reach level 11.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Retry a fight and win.
Win an arena battle.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Help a student flush his toots.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Reach level 5.
Try all three charging methods.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Max out your multiplier.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.