- Heal Me, We Win!
Heals for everyone! You've hired a high priest.
- Drood
Hired a druid from your citizens
- Droods
Holy fluffy bunnies - you got yourself a lot of druids.
- Many Droods
Back to nature! You hired an archdruid.
- Rock and Hard Place
You hired a bunch of stoners, and the rocks rained down.
- Hard Rock Hero
Whoaaaah. That's a heaaaavy rock.
- Shoot 'Em Up
You hired some archers, and they're very into pin cushions.
- Pew! Pew!
You hired not just any archer, but an elite archer!
- Hide and Seek
Hired a bunch of scouts from your citizens and sent them to the battlefield.
- Search and Destroy
Hired a lead scout from your citizens, and watch him scurry around the field.
- Watch 'em Go
Your scouts surely didn't sign up for this!
- Farmers Union
Have a the maximum number of farmers allowed.
- Ice Breaker
Nothing stays frozen around you, you ice breaker!
- Thrifty
Save those triads for a rainy day. You'll need them.
- Triad Pincher
A triad saved is a triad earned.
- Miser
You need to go swim in your triads today.
- Middle Spender
Buy, baby, buy! You've spnt 50,000 triads.
- Big Spenda'
It's only money, right? You've spent 100,000 triads.
- Gold Digger
Digging up triads is your forte. You have collected 1000 triad runes on your board.
- Team Medic
You don't need anyone else to heal you. You have used 1000 health runes.
- Bombastic
Bombs are your specialty.
- Master Psion
Your citizens know you spy on them with care.
- Flung The Flinger
You beat the Elemental Lord, something the Alchemists claimed they did. Congratulations!
- Got My Eye on You
You beat that rolling eyeball known as the Glaring Glancer. Congratulations!
- Got Boned
You beat Bizarre Bones. Congratulations!
- So. Many. Pokka.
You beat the Cubicle. Congratulations!
- Unchained Melodrama
You beat the Obliterati. Congratulations!
- Heal OP
You beat General Mabelrode and saved the world. Congratulations!
- Turtoom Mastery
You did a good thing in destroying these poor, corrupted creatures.
- Turtoom Boom Boom
We shall mourn these good turtooms.
- D'orc Mastery
Good job in destroying the d'orcs!
- Gobbo Mastery
The gobbo horde has been contained.
- Strange Creatures Mastery
Strange creatures? Cute but no cigar!
- Gargantupine Mastery
The gargantupine threat has been contained.
- Void Mastery
Avoid the Void. That's definitely a new saying.
- Dragonet Mastery
Excellent work in dispersing the crazed dragonets.
- Romel Mastery
Horrid creatures! All romels need to be destroyed.
- Evil Slemor Mastery
What kind of horrible beings would corrupt slemors?
- Undead Mastery
Who doesn't like fighting the undead?
- Glancer Mastery
Fighting eyeballs? At first you were the pupil, but now you are the master.
- Gold That Glitters
Gold flags for every tower? Maybe YOU should be the king!