Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Totaled 30 cars.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Sucked down your own piss.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.