Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Read the newspaper every day.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Wore all three outfits.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Totaled 30 cars.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.