Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Made a very long killing spree.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Totaled 30 cars.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.