Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Tuesday.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.