Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Totaled 30 cars.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Monday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)