- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
- Street Sweeper
- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
- My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- This Is Madness!
- You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Trapped Mouse
- Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
- Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
- Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
- Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Stop That!
- Kills First, Aim Second
- Dinah
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Crack Rabbit
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Laughing Out Loud
- Elizabeth Cross
- Weakling!
- El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
- Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
- Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
- Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- See You Next Fall
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
- The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
- I'm Invincible!
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- The Last Supper
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Purple Heart
- Have A Nice Trip
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg