- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- This Is Madness!
- From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
- A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
- Have A Nice Trip
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Purple Heart
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
- Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Trapped Mouse
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
- The Last Supper
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
- Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
- Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
- Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
- Weakling!
- Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
- A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
- Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
- I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
- Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
- So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
- Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
- One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
- Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
- Laughing Out Loud
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
- Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
- Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
- French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
- Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
- Golden Ball
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
- I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
- Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
- Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
- Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
- Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll