Here is the full list of all 68 LISA achievements.
Guidance.
The resting place of the Darkness.
I'd change everything if I could.
Got it!
His Hot Fire is even hotter in Hell.
False God.
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Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.
Break the Streak, win the title.
Kill Satan.
Recruit Shocklord.
Win the tag titles.
Recruit Buckets.
Kill all the Rouletters.
Recruit Clint Olympic.
Learn the ways of the Bob Friday.
Recruit Geese Thompson.
Recruit Ollie Nickels.
Watch a well executed suicide.
Recruit Fly Minetti.
Recruit Carp.
Recruit Harvey Alibastor.
Find the Fishmen.
It can't be...
Giving in feels good.
Finish with one arm.
Welcome to Hell.
Reach the Snowy Peak.
Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.
Find the relaxing researchers.
Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.
Race Columbo.
Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.
Reach the third crossroads.
Save Buddy.
Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.
Recruit Garth.
Recruit Tiger Man.
Recruit Bo Wyatt.
Kill the doctor.
Recruit Dick Dickson.
Recruit Queen Roger.
Recruit Birdie Hall.
Recruit Jack.
Recruit Yazan Barghouti.
Reach the second crossroads.
Recruit Mad Dog.
Meet the Red Skull Rando
Recruit Percy Monsoon.
Recruit Fardy Hernandez.
Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.
Recruit Rooster Coleman.
Recruit Beastborn.
Recruit Olan Hyot.
Recruit Rage Ironhead.
Meet Buzzo.
Recruit Nern Guan.
Reach the first crossroads.
Recruit Terry Hints.
Recruit RT.
Finish with both arms.
Finish with no arms.
It's too late to fight it...
The birth of Red Skull.
Walk the path alone.
The breeding ground.