Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hold your own concert
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Burn people from afar
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the pony horses.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples